Matthew is 4 years old but I swear his attitude is like a 16 year old

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getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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beerito:

“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”

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I want to fuck so fucking bad right now

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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My mom just sent me to my room

beefycurtains:

pussy so wet you need gills

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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burghers:

cupsprinkledcakes:

burghers:

*jerks off to internet fights*

Don’t be that guy

*climaxes*

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SEND ME QUESTIONS DAMMIT