I just want to get on a mountain and jump off of it
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via meladoodle)
Some real creepy shit, get your fix
DID MATTY JUST SAY HE MOLESTED SOMEONE WHEN HE WAS 11?????
you clearly never watched season 1
Calm down
DID MATTY JUST SAY HE MOLESTED SOMEONE WHEN HE WAS 11?????
I’m so grateful for my cousins though. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so many hugs and kisses in one day.
LMFAO I’m with my cousins and this weird girl starts to talk to us and she comes to me and I didn’t even realized she was holding my hand and she was saying some shit I didn’t understand do I basically said “huh what are you saying?” Like three times and then I look down and she holding my hand and I never snatched my hand away from someone so fast and my cousin bursts out laughing and I’m still laughing right now.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via pornolympics)
I thought saying goodbye would put me at rest, but I feel like I wan to die even more
From everyone’s speeches, you knew you were going to leave us. Everything that you did that nobody really thought much of was for a reason. You left your mark on everyone and touched their hearts. You were prepared to leave your sister, husband, kids, and me. Still nothing continues to make sense to me.
I’m sick of being here
I’m going to get drunk. Goodbye ✌
